Mountain Bike Jaco Hotel

Well here at the Jaco Hotel, I am pretty stoked on the local mountain biking. It takes a little getting used to, being accustomed to eastern U.S. rollers. These are monster grinds, 1,000 feet up at grades that would be illegal in the U.S. and are cruel anywhere else. Le cuesta mucho, they say, and believe me its true - they cost !
But what a reward! Get up top (actually this is only half way up! 500 feet or so) and you will see views of Jaco Costa Rica like this:

Let's see who can make a Jaco Costa Rica Mountain Bike

haiku for our Jaco Hotel.